A Dollar can.... It can buy a house But not a home  It can buy you a position
 But not sleep  It can buy you a book
 But not knowledge  It can buy you medicine  But not health 
It can buy you blood  But not life 
So you see money isn't everything  And it often causes pain and suffering
 I tell you this because I am your friend
 And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!! So Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you! 
Cash only please! After all, what are friends for, huh??
 I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE! MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!! They come from your crazy friends! |